Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back! Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Sweet Pick Up Lines
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Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sweet Pick Up Lines for Men:
Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. How do you kill a retard? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president.
Good Knock Knock Jokes
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube.
This morning I made 12, I was prolific. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back! Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Why did God give men penises? What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather….
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? They both only change their pads after every third period! What is the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Funny Pick Up Lines
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. Are you from Iraq? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
Funny Dating Knock Knock Jokes
Candice be love I'm feeling right now? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
What's it gonna take to get India pants. The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me. Knock knock Who's there Bangkok! Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok. Knock knock Who's there I love!